If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
- Set up a movie theatre
- Plant a bunch of these giant allium flowers
- Build a super simple tree house
- Add a beer cooler to your patio table.
- Drill holes in your fence and fill with marbles.
- Turn an old bunk bed into a stargazing loft retreat.
- Make a giant Scrabble set
- Build a fire pit
- Build a giant hammock swing.
- Light up some wine bottle tiki torches for a nighttime party.
- Build a backyard beach.
- Sprout a sofa
- Go camping in your own backyard.
- Turn the tent into a pillow-filled reading nook.
- Replace the diving board with a trampoline.
- Build a teepee.
- Make these simple tables out of $30 whiskey barrels.
- Upcycle tires to make a jungle gym.
- Build a simple gazebo
- Create an outdoor tunnel system for your indoor cat.
- Make a simple canopy by stringing a rope between two trees and hanging sheets off of it.
- Build a backyard pizza oven.
- Construct this simple bar for outside entertaining.
- Build a stove for an outdoor kitchen with this Ikea hack.
- Put in a porch bed.
- Spray-paint a lawn Twister game.
- Fashion an amazing set of speakers using wooden salad bowls.
- A wooden pallet sectional is easy to put together and provides lots of extra seating for outdoor parties.
- Create an outdoor art haven by mounting a giant chalkboard against the fence
- Build a small outdoor greenhouse out of reclaimed storm windows.
- Make little hideouts of hula hoops and shower curtains.
Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.
Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.
If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
He’s a motherfucking vampire
His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530
THE ULTIMATE TEEN MOVIE MASTERPOST (80s - present)
fast times at ridgemont high
last american virgin
revenge of the nerds
the breakfast club
ferris bueller’s day off
pretty in pink
stand by me
stand and deliever
bill and ted’s excellent adventure
bring it on
the virgin suicides
not another teen movie
american pie 2
save the last dance
a walk to remember
what a girl wants
the girl next door
13 going on 30
a cinderella story
friday night lights
confessions of a teenage drama queen
john tucker must die
she’s the man
another cinderella story
nick and norah’s infinite playlist
i love you, beth cooper
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
DAME MAGGIE SMITH DOESN’T HAVE NORMAL PAs
SHE GETS THE STAR OF THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE TO DO HOLD HER UMBRELLA
I just keep reblogging this for the comments.
They’ve known each other much longer then the harry potter series, I remember a BBC production of David Copperfield with the two of them in it when dan a wee youngin
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isn’t the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK
At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF
this whole post is full of cute omg
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
the second of two supernatural-related voice recordings that i just couldn’t get through without laughing
it’s impossible to listen to this without laughing
Are you alright man?
motherfucking mickey mouse
I think I just peed in my pants…. I can’t stop cackling!!!!
i think im laughing bc hes laughing and i cant stop laughing